Colonialism is when bees bust their asses to make honey but all the bottles look like bears!

Kim Crosby’s Facebook page(which quoted me yesterday!)

Holy shit, best quote fucking ever, holy shit.

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OMFG I don’t LOL often but Goddamn.

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Perfect analogy is perfect.

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(emorenita에서)

love-and-basketball02:

nesibby:

the accuracy

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Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers (not back to me, I did it already). Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity! ✾^_^✿ ♡

- i have a nice smile
- i try to give people the benefit of the doubt
- i am a good writer
- i’m good at encouraging others
- i’m pretty good at remembering lyrics

yokaiprince replied to your post: "And then I made out with five people …

tell him you dont give a shit (some girl will probably do something bad to him anyways for being such a shitty person)

What you wrote in parentheses is actually what I’m hoping for. I don’t want to let him believe that what he says to me actually affects me so I give him responses in the same tone as what he writes to me.

But like he’s trash sooooo….

pixelatedgirlfriend:

I feel like I’m at an extremely strange time in my life and I don’t think it makes sense

(0ddsoul에서)

"And then I made out with five people and went home and had sex. All in all, decent night."

I don’t know what to say to this Trashball. Like, If I call him out on his shit, I’m going to sound like I’m on some moral high horse? Like it’s not the fact that he’s fucking everything with legs, it’s that 1) he’s made it into a competition?!?! and 2) i don’t actually know if he’s enjoying it?! like why are you telling me that?!?

pussyrican:

创世纪

Even the iciest of the ice queens can fall in love